If I had one of these I probably wouldn’t leave the bathtub.
WHEN I WAKE UP LATE AND REALIZE IVE TURNED OFF MY ALARM IN MY SLEEP
I GET TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY
AND ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY
this twitter is horrifying
did the future me put this up on a blog somewhere because i would definitely put this on the fridge when beanut14 and i live together.
me and beanut14
i get to be cook.
and we have to go clubbin’
so i can do this dance.